Testerskie "teksty"

Testerskie "teksty"
Blog testowanie.net za StickyMinds.com opublikował teksty ze zderzaków samochodów, które na pewno należą do testerów. Śmieszne i prawdziwe.Those are the bugs, if you don’t like them…I have othersThere’s always one more bug.Does your mother know what kind of code you write?Trust, But Verify.Testing is organised skepticism.Only certainties in life: Death, taxes and bugs in code!"It works on my machine"...


Software Testers: Always looking for trouble.

Software Testers don’t break software; it’s broken when we get it.

To err is human; to find the errors requires a tester.

Life is too short for manual testing.

Test never sleeps.

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

Your code is buggy and your mom dresses you funny.

To test, or not to test — there is no question

All code is guilty, until proven innocent.

Get bugs or die trying!

We succeed where others fail!

It’s Automation, Not Automagic!

Keep on Testin’

We don’t create defects, we just find yours.

My defect was a showstopper on build .645!

Got quality?

Have bug?, will find!

In bugs we trust.

Software Testing: The Bug Stops Here.

In God we trust, and for everything else we test.

And on the seventh day, He shipped.

 

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